April Olsen

As April Olsen told me about her upbringing and subsequent rise to pornstardom, she did express a couple regrets. “I wish I had more threesomes, and I wish I had more sex with women, too,” she said, adding, “I think I should have been a little bit sluttier in college.” The babe didn’t even have an orgasm until she was 21, though she puts her body count in the hundreds. “It’s a very high number,” she said with a smile. That’s April being modest, but I’m happy to have met the current, up-to-date, and openly freaky version of the babe. On top of that wild libido, she’s got a gorgeous face, a smoking body, and the kind of sexy confidence I expect more from an experienced MILF than a ripe 25-year-old nymphette.

She’s a huge fan of cock, too, going as far as saying, “I think I would do so much good in the world if I had a dick.” The self-proclaimed Strap Queen even tried to flip the interview around and give me some surprise buttsex, but I was more interested in hearing about her masturbation technique, which she recently discovered has a name: Hitachi orgasm torture.

April looks fantastic playing with my balls with her tits out, but she’s honestly not much of a juggler. She does have a host of other talents, though: “I’m good at eating pussy. I’m good at fingering. I’m good at pegging. I’m good at kissing and making sure my partner feels present and loved. I’m good at twerking my ass on a cock, too, so lots of things.”

I had to see that twerk at work, so I dropped a sick beat while she shook her booty in those little pink dolphin shorts. When I asked her if she ever wore panties, she replied, “Certainly not!” To prove it, she pulled off her shorts to reveal a perfectly succulent homegrown ass.

I just couldn’t stay out of the shot for long once April was fully naked, which worked out for both of us. “Let’s do it, baby,” she said, licking her lips before getting down on her knees. It turns out the lovely Miss Olsen is ambidextrous, at least when it comes to stroking ding-dong while bobbing her head on it. “Porn Dude, you have such a beautiful cock,” she said between slurps and glurps. I got some great POV shots so you can see those beautiful eyes and gorgeous, talented mouth up close.

April’s mouth started getting tired, which ain’t surprising given all the cardio her lips and tongue were doing, so we moved to the couch. She sat down on my cock and started bouncing, rubbing her clit and squeezing her jugs. I watched her ass while those titties shook for the camera, and then she spun around so you and I could swap spectacular, faptacular views. Everybody’s a winner here at PornDudeCasting!

Those shaking titties threatened to knock my glasses off, so April got on all fours for some doggystyle. I got more POV shots, this time of that gorgeous ass smacking against my body while swallowing my hog over and over. Next, I stood April up and held her arms back for leverage as I continued to drill her from behind. I held her close, getting a sweet kiss on the cheek as I groped her tatas. When I apologized for hitting her with my glasses, she laughed and said, “Shut up and fuck me, okay?”

Moving to the couch again, April lay on her back, spread eagle. I held a leg for leverage as I plowed my dick as deep as it would go, grabbing her tits as she rubbed her clit and moaned. April squeezed her pussy lips together for a tighter fit, telling me, “That’s what a meaty pussy’s for!”

Switching to her side, April wrapped an arm around a leg, pretzeling herself up a bit to help me really get in there. “Oh yeah, nice and fucking deep!” I slapped her ass and she demanded more, telling me she loved being spanked, choked and smacked. “I am a bad girl!” Sure enough, she started squealing when I wrapped a hand around her throat, and she wouldn’t let me stop. April screamed as she came.

And then it was my turn, so I asked where she wanted my spunk. “My big fat tits! I want you to cum on them!” I smashed her harder, the tension in my balls building to dangerous, explosive levels. “If you get it in my eye I’m suing,” she said, so I was careful to deposit my seed all over her perfect rack. “Thank you, Porn Dude! What a beautiful load.”

Sitting up with sperm all over her chest, April told me, “I might have a furry thing now because of the head and the mascot. It was hot!” The horny girl says she’d be down for another visit as long as I’d have her, so maybe we’ll get to do it again soon. She blew a kiss, saying, “Thanks, Porn Dude! Catch you later!”