Tessa Thomas Wins the PornDudeCasting Games

While your old pal The Porn Dude might be blowing loads left and right as he reviews the world’s best adult websites, the Annual PornDudeCasting Games only come once a year. Tessa Thomas represented France in the inaugural events, absolutely crushing the competition at putt-putt golf and miniature soccer. Speaking as the silver medalist, I did appreciate Tessa’s victory dance, but I really thought I had a chance at topless water running. Would you believe me if I said her streamlined team uniform gave her the edge?

 

“It is ‘cause I whooped your ass?” she asked as I tried to explain how my natural endowments held me back. I had to drop my Team USA trunks for her to understand. “Oh, I see how that can create a problem, but what do you want me to do about it?” The fluid needed to be drained to reduce the drag, and Tessa got to work, trying to suck it out orally. “Is that helping a little?” With her practiced touch, it was definitely starting to. “I’m good at everything, basically,” she said between slurps.

 

I got on the floor and Tessa got on top of me, her juicy ass jiggling as we celebrated her gold medal. “It feels really good,” she moaned, as if I couldn’t tell from how wet she was getting. Tessa got on her feet, slamming herself down on me. The view was incredible even before she spun around to ride me backwards, cake bouncing as I watched. “Is that better for you?”

 

We stood up. Tessa’s medal swayed between her jugs as I railed her from behind, smacking her ass a few times for good measure. “Oh my god, yeah,” she uttered between moans and giggles.

 

Then she bent over the couch, one foot up on the cushions. I came in from behind again, gripping her waist as I gave it to her. “Oh fuck!” I teased her kitty with my fingers. That girl was sopping.

 

Tessa laid back, her pretty eyes flashing between my own cartoon baby blues and my oversized cock stretching her out. I teased her, sticking it all the way in and taking it out a few times before fucking her in earnest. I rubbed her clit and drove her crazy.

 

When you take home the gold at something as prestigious as the First Annual PornDudeCasting Games, you really ought to cherish that prize. Tessa pulled hers out of the way as she got down on her knees with a giggle. The medal didn’t end up getting a drop of cum on it, though the same could not be said of the medalist’s pretty face. My drag issues rectified, I was ready for my rematch.